In no particular order.
Yeah, so, apparently there’s a lot of NSFW cards on Etsy. I’ll skip them for this post, but hey, just do a search for “Valentine’s cards” and you’ll find them. Also, Valentine’s Day cards involving fart jokes are a thing.
Here are my favorite absolutely Safe For Work, fart-free cards to pick up for your special one in time for Valentine’s Day.
From the Etsy shop: Wonderflies
This is just too cute – and the shop has plenty more with different animals if turtles aren’t your thing. But how can turtles not be your thing??
“Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned”
From the Etsy shop: CoulsonMacleod
This made me laugh out loud… which is admittedly not hard to do – I like laughing a lot. This is not the only card with this saying on it, but I like the simplicity of the text design and the distressed red font.
Cards made out of real wood!
From the Etsy shop: CardsWooden
Wow, all the cards in this shop are gorgeous, and there are plenty of Valentine’s styles to choose from. They are a little pricey, but hey – they’re made of actual wood! Completely worth the price.
“Our bond can’t be broken”
From the Etsy shop apaperaffaire
Here’s a card for us nerds. My love of all things science attracted me immediately to this card. Plus – that color scheme is a favorite of mine, and one I use a lot in my own work.
“Have A Damn Fine Valentine’s Day”
From the Etsy shop: SmudgeAndSplash
As a child of the 80s this is definitely the card for me. I remember when Twin Peaks first came out; my mom and I would be glued to the television each week, ready to have our minds blown. David Lynch does not disappoint. Alas, this card would be meaningless to my husband, but I’d sure be happy to receive it!
You’ll find hundreds of cat themed cards on Etsy, but I like the understated nature of this one. The art is simple and adorable without being cutesy.
From the Etsy shop: PurposeandWorthetc
Star Wars Puns
“You light up my life”
From the Etsy shop LeinevaarIllustrator
“On a scale of 1 to 10”
From the Etsy shop LowriCHmorgan
3D Paper Cut Pop Up Flower
Categories: Found on Etsy